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Home Sweet Home

Lowen Baumgarten

Dec 25, 2011

I've been back in San Jose with my family and so far:

we had dinner with the Cantlers and talked about how, if not for all the violent rape and the people that live in the flying boob, Zardoz would be a great family movie;
Little Fox got me drunk in Downtown Campbell and Diego drove us to Jack in the Box at 1am;
I closed myself in my room with Christmas music on to wrap gifts, and my brother, seeing the door closed, accused me of jerking off to Burl Ives;
my family watched the 49ers game while eating Rojos; and
I woke up on Christmas morning to my brother blasting a medley of South Park holiday songs.

I feel like I need to take a shower.

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