Corin

Lone Star Will Make Your Dick Hard

Lowen Baumgarten

Feb 8, 2013 — 1 min read

We got in a cab to go to Chuy's today and asked our driver what we HAD to do in Austin.

"Drink Lone Star beer!" he said, in a booming Caribbean accent.

"Yeah?" asked Corin, "We were drinking that last night!"

"Good man, good. That beer will make your dick hard. Where you all from?"

"All over," we said. "Seattle, San Francisco, New York and Boston. We met here for our 30th birthdays."

"Oh, then you'll all go back home with big dicks," the cab driver exclaimed. "Keep drinking Lone Stars."

Corin, Diego, Little Fox, Jagger and I came to Austin, TX for the barbecue and dubious male enhancement. Our first stop was a food truck, B-B-Q Heaven.

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